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So..it's a friday afternoon......it's been three since half an hour...i swear....( ok ok...it feels that way), my back hurts, so does my arm and my head...(not really...but headache has more weightage).It's what working the whole week does to you. That's why 5 day week should be outlawed.It should be like a three day week.., any three days you feel like working, you can turn up. Now there's an idea. Can make shwetha and shruthi the founder members. They're great gals and they'd support their friend( that's me) unconditionally even if it means going against their 5 day 12 hour per day work week ethics. They'll support my cause and my idea behind it.
Rashmi can be the member who upholds the work value ethic.Noone is allowed to work for more than 3 days. Anyone working more than that, their salary will be cut for that day. See we follow HR rules too ;) .Even after that, if people insist working more, we can hire a psychiatrist (Gosu'll know someone) for the emotional wellbeing of our employees, see..another HR rule implemented.
Then we can have a nap time, it'll be made compulsory and good old meghna can be in charge of it. She's ruthless. We can imbibe some good qualities from Japan. They're good in these things to do with character and such.
We can have a HR (personally..this post'll be vacant for as long as I can help it cos what does a HR do anyway. cost efficiency you see).
We will be an international firm...well..there's no other sort you see...So our business will be in the US, UK and such...What our business is???..well monkeys.....
OUTSOURCING....we'll outsource...what?? anything!!.name it...we're the business baby!! ;)



p.s. Any other names you think will be useful to my organisational structure can be sent across. We'll see if it 'fits' into our profile.