FRIDAY!!

So it's Friday!!!!yippee....weekend.....don't be so happy....many ppl die over the weekend...yeah it's true.....all you monkeys(orang utang is a little too long to type) are so happy that the weekend is here that you all go drinking.....that's ok...not only that...you silly silly people not only drink but you also drive....at this point you think you all are next ms(cannot spell the name....yeah yeah..revoke my citizenship)...then bam!!you see stars..except the stars are very very real this time......heheheh..ok morbid..ain't it?
So how to avoid seeing stars:
1 Ask "police mama" to drop you home.but this may backfire,that is if you say...polissshhhhh uncle..pleashhhhhh take homeeee...then he'll take you to what he thinks should be your home
2 Ask your wife or husband to pick you up,again,this may have it's drawbacks..if you call your husband or wife by some other name,even if it's just the bartenders name or the waitresses's name..this time you'll really see stars...especially when you are stone cold sober.
3 Ask your friend to drop you home,this has very few drawbacks...provided you recognize your friend and go home with them itself...otherwise the consequences may turn quite ugly..
4 Ask the pub's/restaurant's/hotel's car to drop you back.......dont worry,these people are the experts,they'll understand whatever you are trying to say and take you to the right place...(that's why they take cards)
5 Ask your boss to drop you......prerogative for this that even he should be slightly full,otherwise you'll find yourself without a job and just a mother of hangovers for company if you let out a lot in your drunken haze.
6 Ask a sibling to pick you up.The major drawback being,you are setting up for a lifetime of blackmail and abuse.
7 Ask your dad...this is the last last last option...please be prepared for the dire consequences.It's too ugly even to put it down.you may prefer to see the real stars to this one.

So I hope you take me seriously...do not drink and drive..See,I can give a social message.