You are a Bangalorean if....in no particular order

1 Being a born and bred bangalorean puts you in a minority community in Bangalore.

2 You are one of the very few people who speak kannada in a city in which one of the main languages is kannada.
3 You still think koramangala is a days trip.
4 You can find your way blindfolded to veena stores or to any part of malleshwaram.
5 You think you need a day off after your stressful and tiring trip to electronic city.
6 You think beer and rock are staple diets and wonder why the others dont see it that way.
7 Know atleast one engineering college in your neighborhood.
8 At some point of time visited mount carmel college.
9 Know that MTR is the not just packaged foods but originally a restaurant.
10 Hate the freaking malls,but go there anyway because they are everywhere.
11 Actually sing Dr Rajkumar songs and know his movies.
12 Have used swalpa adjust maadi as a part of your vocabulary,not just as a phrase.
13 Have used "coffee aayita" to anyone you have met and at anytime of the day.
14 Have taken them to drink "filter coffee"(probably to veena stores,brahmin's tiffin,mtr or the like)if they say they have not had coffee.
15 Masala Dosa is another staple diet.(only bangaloreans can make them...so true)
16 16C weather will make you get out sweaters and mufflers....(really!!!we are a pampered bunch)
17 Are lazy as sloths.
18 At some point in your life your parents wanted you to join MES college.
19 Will still talk about the good old days where everything was at a more slower pace.
20 Finally!!!!....if this phrase brings back a smile or memories.....then you are a true bangalorean!!!!
"Fill in the Blanks...Bangarappa dance"