India

Today I am asking you what you will do for your motherland...and no,it's not Britain...not even close...it's India!!bah!
So what will you do for India........maybe you all can
1 Stop procreating....mother india will be eternally grateful...use the darned protection...it's there for a reason.
2 Stop watching cricket...it is important...the ads will atleast stop
3 Vote....we seem to be incredibly good at choosing bad politicians...lets see us better our record.
4 Study...get a creamy layer OBC certificate,guarnteed you will get the best education.Then you can go to
5 Go to us of a...for the above mentioned point one...too many people here anyway...russia can also be an option
6 Stop listening to Himesh reshamiyya....please please...it's not a request,i'm pleading...he'll stop singing....and dont watch him either...he's planning to make a movie....god save us.(this is finally armageddon).
7 Start logging on to orkut and read my blog...hheheheh...
8 Read books by Indian authors...No,autobiography of Shakila is not literature.
9 Save water...drink beer.
10 Laugh more...that is important...why do you think Lallu is where he is...he laughs at himself and all the way to the bank ...

11 Save space...live in your office..that's what most of us do anyway.

So what'll you do?