Thursday, March 8, 2007

Ok...so i was bored...

This is revenge....muhahahahah(it's evil laughter if you did not know).This is cos you sent me all those bad bad bad bad jokes,so I shall take sweet revenge.Here goes:

Q1:Who is Qutubuddin?
A1:He built Qutub Minar(I hope)

Q2:Who is Tajuddin?
A2:No,he did not build taj mahal.So the real answer is,how the hell do I know.

Q3:Who is Karima?
A3:He is a waiter at Taj mahal reataurant.Bet you dint know this one.heheheh..

Q4:Who is Bhalu?
A4:He is a character from Jungle book.He is not even real..what were you thinking?

Q5:Who is Ramappa?
A5:He owns a tea shop near residency road.Proves your geography and general knowledge is bad.

Q6:Who is Dasappa?
A6:No,he does no own a tea stall OR a pan stall.He is a candidate from one of the rural constituencies.This makes your politics look real bad,does'nt it?

Q7:Why is Margaret Thatcher happy?
A7:Because her statue is the only statue of a living ex prime minister in the palace of westminser.Wonder what they are trying to say.

Q8:Why is Jayalalitha happy?
Q8:Someone just awarded her a posthumus statue.Someone just like you.Cannot differentiate between living and dead.Nor can she apparently,so who cares.

Q9:What is pertfetuioey?
A9:I dont know and I dont care.Ask a frenchman or a tribal.Same difference.

Q10:Why is there so much snow in antartica?This is a trick question...







A10:Where does the snow go from the lanes when they clear it..well...now you know

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