MEN!!!

Yeah! Yeah! I know what you are all thinking...here's another rant against men.Nah! I'm not that petty.Just inspired to write a little something on the species called man(yes,very inspired by yesterday's play).
Men,what a bunch!!confused,perplexed,sweet,cute,thoughtful(sometimes,yes they are),horny,complex...but mostly horny.This is at any given age.So let's try figuring them out a little bit
Firstly,most men develop heart problems at a young age,it starts at the time a girl says,"we need to talk".That's why more men die of heart attacks.
Secondly,they are confused.This again begins when the girl says the above mentioned statement.They thought their life was going good so far,now they have no idea what their life holds.Shame on you girls!
Thirdly,most of them do not come with tact,it has to be taught.Oh all right,I agree George Bush is not a prototype,'Rocky Balboa' is,feel better?I thought so.I feel better too.
Fourthly,"boys will be boys".At heart,soul and yes,sometimes mentally.Don't believe me,try taking care a man down with fever for a few days.If you still don't,give a man any battery operated toy at any age,now preferences of the toys...ahem...differ....but they'll be the happiest.They'll also forgive you for spending so much.
Fifthly,This is where their dark secret is revealed.they are quote sappy when in love.Yes,you guys are,we know that,we just pretend we do not.
Whatever said and done,they are an adorable species,with their idiosyncrasies,their perplexities and all.They are cute,adorable and sweet,silly,amazing(even if their aim in life sometimes is to be like Hugh Hefner,can you blame them really?!).So guys,here's to everyone of you,may all your aims in life be true....Cheers!Lets go have a drink...