Shining....

Well...well...well....lookie who's reading this!monkeys!!!....missed me????sure you did.......dont lie.....all people like you make up india...yeah yeah...that's right "India Shining".The same one.Shining apparently,you know why they bought out this campaign during summer.....that's cos they mean it literally.....yeah...ever seen any indian go out in the afternoon and come back...yeah..monkeys...india shines...
So we beat bermuda by a world record margin!darn..!!! india shines against bermuda...guys!!they have the bermuda triangle.....what do we have???no...you cannot let loose Bal Thackery on them..or Mamta Bannerjee...bad idea...see,the triangle rules.!! be scared...very scared!
The world is coming to India for it's spirituality...fantastic again!!!let all of them come and learn what we all know from centuries......nothing much...we just pretend we do...and we are the best at it..what do you think the halo behind all gods is for anyway?"shining"...
Hello is coming to india...one more shining example of globalization...now their trash is our trash....god darn it...we are terribly pleased.
So there is more money allotted in the budget for sheeps and wool than for sports people and their accomodation.....so the'll sleep in the stadium...should get up early anyway...what say?idiots!should take their peronal budget away,the politicians..i mean....then we'll get all the new flyovers,the new roads,the new funds for educational institutions,etc etc...now that's "India Shining".....what say :)